I Like Wood

I like wood. I don't like anything else. I don't like cute little puppies or flowers or sunshiny days. I don't like fast cars or slow cars or monster trucks. I don't like hangin' with friends at the local pub or beer or weed or music. Just wood and pizza. Yeah, I also like pizza, but nothing else. I don't like jewelry or fine clothing or cool hats. Just wood and pizza and... well okay, I also like jellybeans. And cute little puppies are okay, I guess. Someday I would like to sit on the beach and eat a wooden jellybean pizza with my cute little puppy, Arnold. Yes, I will name him Arnold and we will eat wooden jellybean pizza on the beach, and I guess it will probably be a sunshiny day.